R.I.P, Mitch 20/10/84-1/11/12




what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

I could pay my rent

i could change the world

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Na, na, na; Color Analysis × Insp. by: °

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someone: we finish each other's s-


so I will give you £10. but you have to promise not to spend it on the hamster. (x)

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steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

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you dont need drugs to have fun


you dont need drugs to have fun

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So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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